This OUGHT to keep you awake...
Duh! With all this stuff about public health care coming up for an airing, here's a dose of real British health care....
Outside the doctors surgery;-
Dear patient,
DO NOT enter this surgery if you think you have the symptoms of Swine Flu.
Instead phone this number .....or contact-www. etc etc
Outside the Pharmacy;-
Dear Client,
DO NOT enter this parmacy if you think you have Swine Flu!
Please ring this number........
Er actually, my pet rat has not been so well, and he has a lot of fleas, and I've noticed this swelling in my groin, sooooo, thats not swine flu right? Okay. I'll come in.